Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
1. How do you take your coffee?
With enough creamer that it just barely tastes like coffee.
2. What is your favorite smell in the entire world?
The smell of old books.
3. Morning person or Night Owl?
Night Owl; although I like mornings if I can spend them alone.
4. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? (Bonus points if that’s what you’re doing now)
A cashier, which I still haven’t been but there’s still time!
5. Favorite meal?
One shared in good company.
6. Do you have any nicknames? If so, what are they and how did they come about?
Little Mason, mason jar, mason, low mein, midget face, lorraine, laur, and the list continues to grow. I like to think they are all derived out of love.
7. How do you feel about the institution of marriage?
It’s not for everyone but it can be very rewarding if done with the right mindset.
8. Favorite location in the world?
With my friends and/or family.
9. Dream job?
Comedian on Saturday Night Live.
10. If you could change one aspect of your life right now, what would you change?